brilliant
IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT
If you found a can of Human Noodle Soup in your cupboard wouldn’t you be slightly tempted to try it?
(Source: fagprince)
the tumblr mobile app was definitely made with us in mind because it doesn’t turn into horizontal mode when I try to use it in bed.
My school is playing against the Wichita State basketball team on Thursday and I’m dying but no one else understands why.
#someonepleaselaughwithmeIsn’t Cameron Van Buren in like a shit ton of sororities there?
remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her
and it was like
really troy
really
really
yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on
he would have seen
who Ryan was actually interested in
THEY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES
(Source: romangodfrey)
How to ruin your children’s porn step 1
That’s parenting done right
this girl just tweeted hakuna vodka.
hakuna = no in swahili.
she literally just tweeted no vodka.
idiot.
that dum song firflies with dog and cat instead of person - Some genius
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AM I LISTENING TO
do you know how long i have been looking for this post
you have no fucking idea
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO REAPPEAR FOR MONTHS FUCK
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yesterday at rehearsal I was climbing down a ladder. Someone had turned the lights off, so it was pitch black. I used my camera’s flash to light the way.
but then I looked back at the picture
what….
the fucking hell
fangirlin-in-a-winter-wonderland:
the idea that girls in 1572 had periods but no tampons makes me sad
I THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT ACTUALLY
would you say you think about it periodically
(Source: the-catcher-in-the-stars)
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”
i’m done with this website
